hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers

[Alano]

OH OHH OH MARYY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS put a list of things u want for christmas and l’ll think bout getting it be good kids dont write alot on ur list im fat as u can see… i am 893 pounds so pls dont write alot my dears wont even let me ride bc im too fucking fat but i cant blame those cookies and burgers and what my husband made for me oh davy anyways OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Alano]

I DO NOT LIKE CHRISTAMS WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[your_local_carlisle_simp]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ omg hi caseoh santa

i want a giraffe

[Alano]

❄️ ᴊᴀꜱᴘᴇʀ ❄️ oh oh oh that’s all little one??

[your_local_carlisle_simp]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ no give me shows three page front and back lists

[Alano]

❄️ ᴊᴀꜱᴘᴇʀ ❄️ whoa

[Alano]

❄️ ᴊᴀꜱᴘᴇʀ ❄️ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ no give me shows three page front and back lists

that’s alot…

[your_local_carlisle_simp]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ laughs in the average american white kid

my mommy and daddy told me i can get anything i want on christmas as long as they dont have to pay for it

all i want FOR REAL is a y keycap that’ll fit a chromebook ty

i lost my old one because my dog jumped on the fucing bed

[Alano]

❄️ ᴊᴀꜱᴘᴇʀ ❄️ hmm l’ll try lmao

[siloxa922]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ rgb keyboard and an etch a sketch

[Alano]

@siloxa922 bet

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶
A sketch book 😋

What I realistically want Is Yuta Nakamoto but that ain’t finna happen ☹

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ that’s it??

[Alano]

i get u guys are not greedy but pls make a fucking list if u didn’t read my shitjust saying dont make santa mad

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

t im fat as u can see… i am 893 pounds so pls dont write alot my dears wont even let me ride bc im too fucking fat

That caught me off guard

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in

dont make santa mad

tries to get santa mad

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in

that’s it??

yes

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ LMAOOO just saying the true one time i broke my husbands back bc i was too too fat and i think davy is in the hospital(im just joking lmoa)

[Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely.]

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in

LMAOOO just saying the true one time i broke my husbands back bc i was too too fat and i think davy is in the hospital

DAMN-

[Alano]

꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

A sketch book 😋

ok then as u wish milo