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      A Former User @Petrol Consumer
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      @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol And…

      and rats make me crazy-

      maniacal laughter

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        Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
        last edited by

        @backflips-then-dies

        Crazy?

        Fucking tweaking

        I was crazy once!

        ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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          A Former User @Petrol Consumer
          last edited by

          @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol

          They- they locked me in a room.

          hehe…

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            Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
            last edited by

            @backflips-then-dies

            A ru-rubber room

            HAHAHAHA!!!

            ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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              A Former User @Petrol Consumer
              last edited by

              @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS!

              HAHAHAHA

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                Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
                last edited by

                @backflips-then-dies

                RATS MAKE ME FUCKIN’ CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!

                Starts foaming from the mouth

                (help 😭)

                ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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                  A Former User @A Former User
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                  @Blake said in

                  Do you got down syndrome? Cuz you’re really special to me

                  that’s wild…

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                    A Former User @Petrol Consumer
                    last edited by

                    @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol CRAZY??? I WAS CRAYZ ONCE…

                    is legit fucking TWEAKING like a glitching game character on release day

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                      Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
                      last edited by

                      @backflips-then-dies

                      THEHY LOCKED ME IN A FROOM!!!

                      Smells sound and hears color

                      ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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                        A Former User @Petrol Consumer
                        last edited by

                        @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RUBBER ROOM

                        TASTES SOUND

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                          Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
                          last edited by Petrol Consumer

                          @backflips-then-dies
                          FULL OF RATS!!!

                          Stays in drugs, Eats School, Says no to Vegetables

                          ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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                            A Former User @Petrol Consumer
                            last edited by

                            Yall what the fuck πŸ’€

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                              A Former User @Petrol Consumer
                              last edited by

                              @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol AND RATS MAKE ME FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY

                              manical laughter

                              tastes vision

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                                Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
                                last edited by

                                @backflips-then-dies CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY???

                                Emits disease

                                I WAS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY ONCE!!!

                                ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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                                  A Former User @Petrol Consumer
                                  last edited by A Former User

                                  @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM

                                  JEAHHEHEHEHEHEHAHHEHAHEHAEHAHE

                                  creates covid 20

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                                    A Former User @A Former User
                                    last edited by

                                    @backflips-then-dies A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS

                                    AHAHIUGOUGHHAHAH

                                    Sends u to backrooms

                                    This looked fun idk

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                                      Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
                                      last edited by Petrol Consumer

                                      @Blake RATS MAKE ME FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!

                                      Is the bubonic plague

                                      ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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                                        A Former User @Petrol Consumer
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                                        @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol CRAZYYYYY???

                                        I WAS NOTHERFUCKING CARAZY ONCE…

                                        starts world war 7

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                                          Petrol Consumer 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists Rats πŸ˜©πŸ€ Dumpster Fire Children @A Former User
                                          last edited by Petrol Consumer

                                          @backflips-then-dies

                                          THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM!!!

                                          Genocides everyone

                                          ⚞⚝⚟ I'd drink gasoline and jump into a pit of flames if it meant I could find peace after all of the burns.

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                                            A Former User @Petrol Consumer
                                            last edited by

                                            @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

                                            ROOM

                                            commits arson to fire

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