Nobody: Greek mythology in 4 words:

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake AHHHHHHHSDHGKRWHLGAQEHQRLGHREHLG:HU:EIJ:BGD:KBHJTFEU:ERGHURWU:HFH:DS:G:RHWGTOJRW:GOBIHET:ORIWGIOWJR"OIAH%J#OWIHJ:ORHOJYOETHJYOEIRJO:HIDJ:HR:ONGR:FCN:DSKHJGRKDNG:DFKHGLRNE:HRD:FHJET:JH:TH:OERJG:IHWRGIURWHOUFGWUHRWKJHRJWHIRUHPG
DON’T LOCK ME IN HERE WITH THE SCARY 2018 PURPLE GUY SIMPS AND THE SANS SIMPS

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 Don’t forget the Bendy simps

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake SLJGR:HKJGJLASJGLKRSHLLHHH
FEARFUL NOISES

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 MUAHAHA

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- MICHAEL HELP ME- HEL- COUGHING FIT HELPPPPP

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 Glances in direction and walks away

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake NOOOSDGOIHTEJ:KKASSXUFDHGRSHHGDSJKLWQGH- MICHAEL DOn"T LEAVE ME HERE-

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 Leaves des there anyway

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 SUFFEERRRRRRRRRRRWHORERRRRRRRRRRR

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake Fucking- DIES

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 Dw i’ll play slipknot at your funeral

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake ||||OH My GOD I LOVE YOU (/p) BUT ALSO PLEASE PLAY “BRING ME TO LIFE” BY EVANESCANCE-||||

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 WHhy

[Blake]

𖤐𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 bet

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake Tyyyyy

[A Former User]

these replies made me question why i’m sane.

[Blake]

@bootyshaker9000 You’re not sane-

[A Former User]

*holds up jawbreaker

neither are you.

[Blake]

@bootyshaker9000 not at all. pulls out stuffed bunny