i'm actually mentally unwell.
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me nad my mom were walking today and i saw like a sewer drain and im like
“hey mom do you think there’s any mutant ninja turtles in there?”
“IF THERE’S ANY TURTLES IN THERE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MUTANTS OR NINJAS PLEASE COME OUT I WONT HURT YOU”
“…”
“DONNIE PLEASE I’LL GIVE YOU TITANIUM WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST COME OUT”
um the cars driving by were probably questioning why i wasn’t in a padded room but whatever
oh and i never found donnie
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@bootyshaker9000
Dw baba grill, I’ll be your Donnie~
(/j???)
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im going to remove your intestines
(bet???
/j/jk/hj/nsrs/srs)
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@bootyshaker9000 said in i'm actually mentally unwell.:
/hj /srs
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@bootyshaker9000 NOOOO MY INTESTINES
beats yo ahh with hardware and shoves software computer apps down your throat