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[A Former User]

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@siloxa922 are they big?

(i cant believe im asking this)

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You: “Oh my, what large hair you have!”

Black Pearl Cookie: growls menacingly

You: “I mean large, beautiful, flowing hair you have! I know you probably hear this all the time from your victims, but you must style it or something because that’s quite magnificent hair you got there! And do I detect the hint of ocean freshness?”

Black Pearl Cookie: “Ooh~ Hehe, please go on~”

You: “And you know what else? Know what else? You’re, uh…”
Black Pearl Cookie: “Yessssss~?”

You: “A LADY mermaid! Oh sure, I mean, of course you’re a lady mermaid because you’re just emanating feminine beauty! What’s the matter, you got something in your eye?”

The giant mermaid lightly tossed some dead fish on the ship in the form of a heart.

You: “Oh! Ooh…man, I really love to stay, I enjoyed our time together, but I’m kinda allergic to fish and I don’t know if it will work out with you toss fish hearts at me and stuff and…CAPTAIN!”

Black Pearl Cookie hums a tune as she grabs Y/N Cookie into her arms and swims away with them, all the while Y/N Cookie futilely calls out to Captain Caviar Cookie.

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@siloxa922 Is this from c.ai or where did you get this from

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@Wubbrle-the-Wubble https://brittle-doughie.tumblr.com/post/760893829417205760/i-feel-like-yn-cookie-rizzed-black-pearl-cookie?is_related_post=1

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@siloxa922 what the heck…

[Blake]

@TensHairPuller OH OH OH HI THERE-

[A Former User]

Blake I cackled

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@siloxa922 isn’t tumblr one of those sites that are like wattpad? having those name x name stories?

[Failed]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble yh i think so

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@Wubbrle-the-Wubble

[Failed]

@siloxa922 ‘For that is the will of the Duskgloom Soverign’ NGGHHHH

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble I love Tumblr!!

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@TensHairPuller Hm… why…?

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@siloxa922 THE fuck…

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble for reasons I cant say on this forum 💚

[Blake]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble I’ll say it like this. Milo needs anti-horny tabs

[A Former User]

Blake I do indeed, Where do I find them? ☹

[Blake]

@TensHairPuller Pharmacy

[A Former User]

Blake Noted 💚