can we like be for real.
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WHY did my period decide to start TODAY.
ITS NOT EVEN JUNE YET.
IT ALREADY STARTED THIS MONTH.
my tummy :(
deltarune tomorrow. -
John Dark Souls DAMN also real :(
naw why can’t mother nature come and like- text you “Gurl you ain’t pregnant. Have a nice day” and do this every month -
Blake i know-
but on the plus side i can get chocolate for free. -
John Dark Souls I get a fucking bottle of purified water and the words “Good luck”
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Blake damn-
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John Dark Souls Even when i do it’s usually chocolate i don’t like much
cries in twix
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Blake BUT TWIX IS GOOD THO-
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John Dark Souls Yeaaah but i prefer whatchamacallit
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Blake oh dawg i havent one of those in forever
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John Dark Souls Bro i have those like- every other week there’s a store right near my home that sells those
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Blake luckyyy-
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John Dark Souls Bro i have this retro candy store near me they have fucking everything- Even those lollipops with the scorpions in it (deadass good-)
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Blake bro can i go live with you-
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John Dark Souls LMAO it’s just like willy wonkas factory- Like the edible room YH 20 dollars will get you a fucking lot in there-
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Blake where do you live im finding your town-
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John Dark Souls LMAO I’m actually so lucky bc the shop isn’t open on mondays or Tuesdays BUT IT IS ON WEDNESDAYS WHICH IS THE DAY MY BIRTHDAY IS ON AND MY MOMS TAKING ME THERE
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Blake WAIT WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY-
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John Dark Souls July 12th lmao
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Blake mines on july 23rd-
WE’RE BOTH SUMMER BABIES LMAO- -
John Dark Souls WAIT NEVRMIND MY BIRTHDAY IS USUALLY ON A WEDNESDAY ITS A SATURDAY THIS YEAR-