'im your mother' isn't a fucking excuse.
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a few weeks ago my mom comes up to me and goes ‘your boobs are bigger.’ then pokes them. i got very uncomfortable. so i walk away.
today my mom comes up to me while i’m unpacking from grandmas and goes ‘do your pants feel tighter? your butt looks bigger.’ and i, obviously very uncomfortable, go ‘okay.’
i then get very insecure and ask my mother ‘what do you mean-’
and then she goes on this ramble about how it’s normal and yada yada and i was like ‘well why are you staring’ and she’s like ‘i don’t have to-’ and then i just walk away, because um. and tgen she FOLLOWS ME and shes like ‘well didn’t you say you wanted a big booty?’ i’m eleven.
so i keep saying okay and she says ‘i’m not having this conversation.’ and walked away. then a few minutes later she comes back and says ‘next time you say something like that to me, i’ll respond like that. see how YOU feel.’
ah yes, becausee i, your daughter, will come up to you and remark that your gluteous maximus looks quite large today.
