Realized I've been a mppc member for 4 years

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

I sold my sibling's dog on Ebay for a pack of pokemon cards said in Realized I've been a mppc member for 4 years:

Hello 15 my old friend

have you considered the fact I’m turning 17 this year- I’M ALREADY 16. I’M A GRANDMA-

[Blake]

𖤐𝔖𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 MEEMAW- :3

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

I sold my sibling's dog on Ebay for a pack of pokemon cards FUCK Y- oh wait I can’t say that. I’m almost an adult-

[Blake]

𖤐𝔖𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 Man you’re old as sh- lord i’m almost your age tho-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

I sold my sibling's dog on Ebay for a pack of pokemon cards HAH
HOW DOES IT FEEL?

[Blake]

𖤐𝔖𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 I’M STILL 14 THO HAH Until July 12th

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

I sold my sibling's dog on Ebay for a pack of pokemon cards November 17

[Blake]

𖤐𝔖𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 time to- adds this to my memory bc I always remember my closest friend’s birthdays

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

I sold my sibling's dog on Ebay for a pack of pokemon cards oh…nononnonononono-

[Blake]

𖤐𝔖𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 Huh-?

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

I sold my sibling's dog on Ebay for a pack of pokemon cards please do not remember my birthda-

[Blake]

𖤐𝔖𝔢𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𖤐 No you already told me it, ho- If you don’t want me to congratulate you i won’t but i WILL wish you a happy birthday in my head