The Umpire Strikes Back - Craig Hawes
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(this was handwritten, ok?)
It’s astounding - You’ll think that you’ll win!
It’s madness - That it’s your goal!
You’re deluded - But not for very much longer -
The Umpire is in control! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!In the court of the mighty Umpire,
Every player bows the knee,
Like the darkest demon vampire
Love means nothing to me!You are fighting a phantom menace
Set the rules and oversee
You may beat nadal at tennis
But I’ve bet that you’ve
Met your match in me!You’ll never win against the Umpire
Luck is out so give right in
You’ll never win against the Umpire
Got no Clout you’ve got no spin
You’ll never win against the Umpire
You can strike if you like
But we’re gonna strike back!When you’re serving the mighty Umpire
Life’s a game and you’re the sport
Play with him you play with fire
When the ball’s in his court!Every victory by a landslide
Number one in outer-space
He’s the master of the dark side
Takes advantage and now he holds the ace!You’ll never win against the Umpire
Luck is out so give right in
You’ll never win against the Umpire
Got no Clout you’ve got no spin
You’ll never win against the Umpire
You can strike if you like
But we’re gonna strike back!insert super cool operatic interlude
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…You’ll never win against the Umpire
Luck is out so give right in
You’ll never win against the Umpire
Got no Clout you’ve got no spin
You’ll never win against the Umpire
You can strike if you like
But we’re gonna strike back!
THE UMPIRES GONNA STRIKE BACK!!
