fuck going to the store to buy eggs

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

if im hungry and want scrambled eggs i js go outside to the chicken coop n grab some

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@your_search_history_scares_me said in fuck going to the store to buy eggs:

i js go outside to the chicken coop n grab some

have fun eating chicken sperm

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

what

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

please elaborate

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@your_search_history_scares_me so basically since that egg is being made from the chicken, there will be some chicken sperm thing inside it, idk if my logic is correct, but that’s for the chick to be born, correct? so you’re technically eating chicken sperm

[ugly.hoez.hate.me]

…bro 🥀

do you- know a hen would only have sperm in her eggs if a rooster mated her…? i only have hens…