finn this is for you

[Duncan]

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@Duncan-Away yes exactly i love you

[A Former User]

@FinnyWinny …

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@Julianna_your_local_lesbian calm down not like that i dont want your man 🙄

[Duncan]

@FinnyWinny dude.
we’re not dating.

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@Duncan-Away they get so protective over everyone lord

[A Former User]

@Duncan-Away And if he’s “never gonna say goodbye,” that means he’s never gonna let you leave the DVD store and he’s gonna hold you hostage forever. He has to do so without making you cry, though.