OMG (funny shit dad says)
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asked my dad if hed love me if i was a worm he said no
i said what about a snake he said no
then i asked what about a bird
he said he hates birds XD
so i said what about a tarantula he said hell no XD -
“Hey dad, would you love me if i was hum-“ “NO,”
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lmfao
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Me at 4:20AM to my insomniating father: Hey dad! Guess what time it is!
“What fucking time is it, dumbass?”
“Weed o’clock!” -
@sen-the-shitass LMAO
