jaguars have the strongest bite force of all the big cats (panthers), and while most/all panthers go for the throats of their prey, jaguars typically always go for the head, puncturing the brain with their teeth by stabbing through the soft temples

compared to leopards, the big cat that looks alike to a jaguar (often causing confusion, even being called a “cheetah” despite obvious differences), they are stockier and more rotund. the best example of a jaguars natural size - Tank the jaguar! he is not obese or unhealthy, this is what most jaguars should look like. (google him yourself! hes such a cute boi)
the name jaguar translates to “he who kills with one leap,” they are known as the oneshot cats.

a direct food source for jaguars are caiman, a cousin of the crocodile! a good cause of their capability of hunting something as fearsome as a caiman comes from their ability to walk on land, climb trees and swim - they are the best swimmers of the big cats! being the top predator of their area code, they can hide their food in the trees, but don’t need to because of a lack of competition, making them truly the king of their jungles.

they also like to chew on specific vines that get them high. stoner cat!!!

I can’t find images of tank the jaguar that showcase his size, so you’ll have to find those on your own - but here is the boi!!!

before you say anything… I’m pantheraonca

either im constantly cold and shivering while sweating at the same time for no apparent reason, randomly fainting for no reason, apparently vaccinations give me seizures, or i feel overheated and my head starts throbbing (me rn actually)

its not ever about my mental health, I just feel like I have cancer

Pheo it amuses me when people say this, it has always been a shitty website with shitty people. It isnt getting better or worse

Your friend was uncomfortable with an adult treating her weird but the only thing you care about is your account being banned on another website gangalangdang

when I say plant grapes, they really made me shave a stick until it turned green and then dip one end of it in cocaine
I’m not sure how this is grape planting but whatever, free grade

randy even if I do have cancer I’m obviously just gonna beat its ass cuz im the goat
sen never dies

they got me in this ho planting grapes indoors
they took me outta my regular class for this

can you tell im in the mood for music

https://open.spotify.com/track/5HG05ThGEDG0v5FfKqGPuI?si=h0FNfDuhRwmI_AYU7WfwDg

[Verse 1]
Four hundred thousand years ago
They came from outer space and gave us life here
And we’re just taking everything for granted
I don’t think we should do this now
And when I see the smoke around
I feel like I’m not from humankind down there
I feel like glaciers are my eyes
And mountains are my head, my heart is ocean
And I feel all alone
'Cause everybody’s wrong, I fear the living
What is this thing that we call hate?
And that’s inside of me, get out of here

[Bridge]
A world is down, and none can rebuild it
Disabled lands are evolving
My eyes are shut, a vision is dying
My head explodes, and I fall in disgrace

[Verse 2]
I hold my inner child within
And tell him not to cry: “Don’t fear the living”
One day you will stand as a king
And no fear can erase this light below us
Each one of us is now engaged
This secret we all have, this truth is growing
And as a warrior, I have to fight
I can already feel the love I’ll discover

[Verse 3]
I had this dream, our planet surviving
The guiding stars always growing
And all the worlds, the fates all the countries
They’re all rebuilding at the same time
I never fell and always believed in
We could evolve and get older
Open thy eyes and let all this flow in
Now see a new hope is growing inside

[Outro]
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing
We will see our children growing

wonderful art cro

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I just heard someone start singing really loudly in the next class over

my bf js called me on accident while he was playing roblox and didnt notice for a good 5 minutes

all I heard was the screams of some random kid in the background 😭🙏