They’re funny because why the fuck would you go on a submarine with a fucking playstation 2 controller as the controls.

You have five fingers. Use that middle one.

An idiot hit me in the back of my car on the way to yoga. I’m fine, just a little bit of whiplash and my ankle hurts. But seriously, it was clearly a red light and I wasn’t gonna run it.

I’m Salty. I’m a 16 year old female, I’m lesbian and my friend forced me to be here so here I am loves <3

I am a lesbian so unless I adopt, not happening w me

Agreed. As a cis woman who’s 5’0, I love trans people don’tget me wrong but I’d be pissed if they let a 6’2 trans woman play me in basketball because what the fuck. She clearly has a bunch of biological advantages.

I love Kate Bush!

When it’s actually fire 👀

saltyaf But on a serious note, don’t feel pressured to forgive anyone. My favorite saying is, “They’ll forget what you said, they’ll forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel”. When people make you feel like off-ing yourself, leave them behind and don’t look back."

I’m 16. I am a lesbian bro. My friends little brother asked for my number and I very clearly told him I am happily in a lesbian relationship and not into men and boys, especially not 14 year old when I will be a senior in high school this year (technically a junior, but I’m graduating early.) Bro sent me a dick pic after not even 5 fucking texts.

My girlfriends strapon is bigger than your dick bro, please move on. /j

But seriously, what is wrong with some boys these days. I literally live with my girlfriend, and when we graduate we’re considering marriage. Seriously, like bro, not cool.

I WIN THIS ONE! I was 14, me and a guy named Karter had been dating for 2 years, but he’d started cheating a year into the relationship. I found out the messiest way possible, because I went to his house unannouced to get a hoodie back and him and the side were fucking on the couch while his parents weren’t home. I took a photo, called his mom and texted her the photo. His parents came hoem, the girls parents were called and 3 hours later after a long bout of yelling, we broke up and haven’t talked since.

saltyaf Now while one of the articles yes is controversial, the other is plain and clear racism. Which I don’t deal with, nor do you. We have our own struggles yes but racism isn’t one.

I’m Belle in my schools production of Beauty and the Beast, being a theater kid is great.

Your singing voice is hella pretty! As a theater kid, I’m envious!

saltyaf In short, don’t invalidate someones feelings on racially topics when thats something thats normal for them, which really fucking sucks.

He has a really smooth voice like its really cool

You’re really talented :)

uh ohhh big section leader

@a7x-isbetter-thanu said in Today’s been really hard:

When all I am is a liar because I’m a mentally unstable mess

Not showing that you’re mentally unstable doesn’t make you a liar. It makes you normal.

First of all, in that last photo, those edges are clean as fuck. Second, you’re luckier than I was. I didn’t find the true Malaysia until I was in 10th grade. I’m glad you’re confident and happy, also you’re like the prettiest femboy I’ve ever seen so OwO