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i may be (semi) new here but i’ll miss u

so what’s the most badass thing you’ve ever said to someone and the context?

I’ll go first. i was in class, bored asf so i made a paper airplane (dont ask why i have no clue) meanwhile, the guy next to me said “what a waste of paper” so, without even thinking, i rebutted “and you’re a waste of birth control”

yo im new to this ppl pls tell me how to do this

Shazz_ it sounds like it did. good job man [was jk abt the thanksgiving thing]

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we need to normalize knocking before opening refrigerators. last time i didnt, i saw a salad dressing.

Shazz_ np man

@MaskedArab lmfao

Y’know, friendships can be funny. one moment you’re laughing and having a good time, but one bad thing happens and you want to kill yourself oop- i mean you regret everything you ever said to that person. And their always extremely hard to repair too. I’ve personally lost many friends, some good, some not so good. but you always know who you miss. and I’m telling you. enjoy your friendships. try to keep them. and don’t end them rashly. you never know what the end of said friendship could do to a person.

Shazz_ It’s thanksgiving day. how dare you.

@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely hecks yeah

@your_just_a_pun_to_put_it_politely GAY-

hey guys

sometimes insults hurt

dont be a meanie

aight peace out

honestly real

I GOTS A MATCHING PFP WITH A PERSON FUCK YOU PPL WHO SAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS

edit: nvm i no longer do…

i better wear an eyepatch because i’m pirating this. (jk i’ll still gib you credit)

y’all im gonna do kareoke (stfu idk how to spell it) on a cruise soon, what song should I sing?

bro the far right one got me cracking