Posts made by Your Local Ghostface Simp
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Hokus Pokus -Insane Clown Posse [Explicit Ver.]
Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging, juggling, juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I-C-fuckin’-P’s in the house
Abracadabra, boom-shacka-dae
I’m Violent J and I’m back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Fuck you
Wicked clowns, we’d like to say what’s up to
The Cobra’s, X-men and Counts, and everybody with clown love
Even sets I’ve never heard of
Roll into town and out with the big top
Four cards down and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
'Cause I don’t wanna see your head explode
Toss me an axe and I’ll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with ‘em
And when the genie says, “On with the show!”
It’s hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Shazam bam, shocka-locka-lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho, schizo freak
And I’ll call you by your name (Dick-Anus)
‘Cause I can give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I’m a circus ninja, southwest voodoo wizard
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let’s take a spin
Everybody’s waitin for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin’ glass
Broken neck and busted your fuckin’ ass
But the genie says, “On with the show!”
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko’s Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
Clown dawg, freak dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg
Fidgets of joker’s cards blasting in your mother’s face
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn’t pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the fuckin parking lot
Tall Jess, Jump Steady and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway
Walked in a gypsy’s tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes
That night, I fucked three fat bitches
Then get the fuck with it, forget it
I’ll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it
When the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Clowns of darkness and underneath them comes the cloud
Hokus pokus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fuck that -
RE: Me when I see a user of a pfp with a gun pointing at another users pfp:
whatheskibiditoiletfanumtaxBARNACLEBALLSquandaledingltheIIIareYOUdoinginmyHOUSE that’s not me it’s just a pfp I found on pintrest-
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RE: Me when I see a user of a pfp with a gun pointing at another users pfp:
whatheskibiditoiletfanumtaxBARNACLEBALLSquandaledingltheIIIareYOUdoinginmyHOUSE anyway, number one: why do you want me in your walls? Number two: why do you think Flip Ditcher can help with that?
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RE: You know what would be great? (TW: Queer Slurs)
whatheskibiditoiletfanumtaxBARNACLEBALLSquandaledingltheIIIareYOUdoinginmyHOUSE nah. They don’t deserve that.
They deserve to be locked in a basement and never see the light of fucking day. -
RE: You know what would be great? (TW: Queer Slurs)
whatheskibiditoiletfanumtaxBARNACLEBALLSquandaledingltheIIIareYOUdoinginmyHOUSE The fact that people have legit thrown food at me (things like fries, etc-) is fucking disgusting. People need to teach their kids to be better, istg. I’m tired of my school.
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RE: You know what would be great? (TW: Queer Slurs)
whatheskibiditoiletfanumtaxBARNACLEBALLSquandaledingltheIIIareYOUdoinginmyHOUSE I fucking hate people. People in public schools, particularly.
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RE: You know what would be great? (TW: Queer Slurs)
whatheskibiditoiletfanumtaxBARNACLEBALLSquandaledingltheIIIareYOUdoinginmyHOUSE people either idolize me for my excellent academics and musicianship, or bring me down like a piece of trash because I’m queer and act like a fucking idiot with my friends.
All I hear are sugar-coated compliments or slurs.
Every. Fucking. Day.
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You know what would be great? (TW: Queer Slurs)
Is if people treated me like a fucking human being.
Not some perfect robot.
Not some perfect god-like being.
Not some worthless piece of trash people can use for their own good.
Not some doll people can play with.
Not some idol.
Not some worship-worthy entity.
Not like someone who doesn’t have feelings.
Not like someone who needs to be babied.
Not like some fucking genius.
Not like some fucking dumbass.
Not like some talented and gifted kid.
Not like some burnt out disaster.
Not like a future high-school drop-out.
Not like someone who will go on to do great things.I am so fucking tired of either being lifted up like a fucking god or being treated like a fucking doll with no feelings.
I swear, people don’t know how to treat each other.
I’m either idolized or treated like trash.
I’m either shown as some beautiful musician, or a f@g.Why can’t I be good enough?
Why can’t I be pretty enough?
Why can’t people like me?
Why?
Why?
Why?What’s wrong with me?
Why am I idolized?
Why am I treated like a god?
Why am I some genius?
Why?
Why?
Why?I don't understand.
Someone make the thoughts stop, please.
I don't want to think like this anymore.
Someone help.
Please.
I'm begging you.
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Wazer Wifle!! -Open Minded
Hello
I’m Biwwy
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle?
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Wanna buy my Wazer “pew”
YO
scav team city
22 fiddy
chubs mc fats and my best friend biwwy
and im diggin through the bag of a dead slave really
all I got is a broke 10 mil now gimme
I’m safe in the dark, no gun means danger
can’t take the chance to be saved by the stranger
or be discovered by an outcast ranger
mysterious…
(you look like you’re handy wit da weapon)
fuckin aye right did you find something worth it?
something I can use a shotgun surgeon?
its urgent I’m hurtin we need to put work in
W T F is this?
god damn biwwy wtf you just give
its heavy and the kick when it shoots tries to kill me
its even got cells
god damn be be the next man lookin like a sucka…!
hello mother fa)
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
I’m a cwazy wival wit a Wazer Wifle
tryin to make due strong through this Wasteland Survival
from NV to DC Super Mutants run from me
the Psycho is strong and my pack is done charging
click click clank zip zip zoop zap!
and another one turns to dust over caps!
kill or be killed or become something worse
try my Tri-Beam burst
StealthBoy ready gotta get passed the DEATHCLAW
all my Ghoulies at the party waiting for their alcohol
I gotta go now though I’m Over-Encumbered
I got a Bottlecap Mine just incase I get discovered
I’m not concerned I got a Ninja Perk
A Bloody Mess Gun Nut Demolitions Expert
always puttin in work just to earn my worth
on this Radiated planet called Earth!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
‘Sir, I strongly advise you stay away from that’
SHUT UP ROBOT, don’t tell me what to do
I gotta loot this body real quick
might have something worth while
‘Yes Sir’
Oh man, its just a holotape
looks pretty old though
might aswell see what it says…
I’m second lieutenant Michael John Kellermann
First battalion of the Paladin regiment.
Sent on a mission to the Capital Wasteland
to retrieve technology and vital information.
With occasional resistance by the super mutants
our energy weapons make sure our point is proven.
With rifle in hand I just flash it with style like
“pew, pew” another ash pile.
It’s one of a kind and it’s mine all mine
and I found it on a kid who stepped on a landmine.
But that’s fine I’m sure someone will find it
on my cold dead corpse in the future sometime.
But right now there is more on my mind
like the rocket launcher that I just saw fired.
In my general direction by a super mutant
so I pull out the rifle time to get shooting like…
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Hot damn
laser beams a must
everybody I see just turns to dust im like
BAAM!
yeah I cock back and bust
in wasteland we trust
with my wazer Wifle
Hello, I’m Biwwy
Like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle…
Like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle…
Like BAAM!
Wazer Wifle…
Like BAAM!
Wanna buy my Wazer Wifle
Like BAAM!
Bye Now