Letโs pass notes in math and take all the same classes
Pinky swear, youโll never leave me lonely and friendless
Part of me canโt tell itโs toxic โtil lโm really in it
But until then, letโs hang and steal your parentsโ Honda Civic
I made you a bracelet from some shitty string I bought
And if you stab me in the back, then I will rip your head right off
We can skip school together, weโll be best friends forever
If you dump your stupid boyfriend, weโll live happily ever after
Weโll have lots of sleepovers and hold each otherโs hands
Gossip about all the people we canโt fucking stand
Play never-have-I-ever until one of us gets mad
And at the morning breakfast table Iโll hit on your dad
I made you a bracelet from some shitty string I bought
And if you stab me in the back, then I will rip your head right off
We can skip school together, weโll be best friends forever
If you dump your stupid boyfriend, weโll live happily ever after
Hey, did you hear that Beckyโs, like, totally talking shit about you behind your back?
No, what a fucking snake! What has she been saying?
Well, she said that you, like, totally stole her parentsโ Honda Civic and, like, crashed it
And then, at the breakfast table, you, like, flirted with her dad
AH! [Scream]
Backstabber! (backstabber!)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber!)
Liar, liar !(liar, liar!)
Pants on fire!
Backstabber! (backstabber!)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber!)
Liar, liar !(liar, liar!)
Pants on fire!
Backstabber! (backstabber!)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber!)
Liar, liar !(liar, liar!)
Pants on fire!
Backstabber! (backstabber)
Attention grabber! (attention grabber)
I thought you said we could be best friends forever!?