Like i was at the park- theres one near me- I was relaxing on a bench and this little c h i l d walks up to me, โhii!! want some candy?โ so i reply, โno.โ this mf leans over and touches my hand which is disturbingly sticky btw and hands me this s i n g u l a r wrapperless mint that that looks like itโs been through ww3 and ts didnโt even HAPPEN YET and this mf is like โeat it!!!โ (i dropped it in the nearby sandpit โaccidentallyโ making it- more unedible that it already was ๐ญ (it was one of those parks with the those baby playgrounds attached so any child could run up to me, if unwatched by their parents ๐ญ
