@ugly-hoez-hate-me
The optimist says it’s half full
The pessimist says it’s half empty
The nihilist and the physist hide under the table for completely different reasons
The electrician inspects the glass
The casual guy just sits in a chair
The karen calls the manager to fill the glass
The realist pulls out a gun to kill the karen
The absurdist attempts to drink the water
The priest tries to holy the water
The pagan tries to use the gun in a very wrong way
The doctor tries to get the gun out of the pagan’s ass