Welcome home
iām gonna make you wish that I stayed gone, say hello
to a new status quote
everyone knows that itās a brand new dawn
Turn the tv ONNNNNNNNNUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(welcome to the show!)
Top of the hour, and weāre discussing a certan āhas-beenā who has been spotted caborting around town
did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? more on tonights show
so the radio demon is back in town
why is he hanging around?
what does that mean for your family?
well handly, iāve got good news.
Heās a loser, a fossil, and i donāt mean to sound hostile, but the DEMON IS A COWARD
You can take that as gospel,
pulling my viewers? Impossible.
iām visual, heās barley audible
stop giving him the time of day
Donāt listen to a word heād say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he SHOULDA STAYED AWAY
while he hid in radio
we pivoted to video
now his medium is getting bloody rareeeee
hells been better since he split
Whereās he been?
WHO GIVES A SHIT
Salutations, good to be back on the air.
yes i know it's been a while since someone with *style* treated hell to a broadcast
sinners rejoyce!
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre, video podcast
COME ON!
Is Vox insecure for suing allure
Or between his disfact that is nothing working?
IGNORE HIS CHIRPING
Everyday he's got a new format
you lookin at the future, heās the SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT
is Voc as strong as he proports, or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Oh please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked ME to join his team
H-Hold on!
I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea! :3
(pov you get too lazy to finish)