My team is fucking insane dude
so right before the game as we all sat on the sidelines (all of us nobody was playing yet) we were comparing FOREHEAD SIZES
and at one point we went to that to roasting hair and someone was roasting this one kid about hairstyles who i’ll call gay kid and they were like fucking roast battling each other
here’s some stuff game wise fr
so i’m usually playing defense (i suck ASS at offense) and if you don’t know what defense is i’m pretty much like one of two dudes in front of the goal trying to keep the ball from getting inside (obviously theres also a goalie but they don’t do too much honestly) and the other team,there was ALWAYS THIS ONE FUCKING GIRL who was always the one attacking on my side and (also later on gay kid was roasting her glasses that looked like goggles no offense to glasses but they did look like goggles) and when the ball was right in front of me, she wouldn’t move. like ‘oh well fuck that they might as well just kick the ball’ like AT LEAST FIGHT FOR IT??!! it was weird
also there was a tackle on MY TEAM cause this one kid thought it was okay to do so- like??? TACKLE?
i love my crazy ass team!!1!!!1!1
