eddie: absolutely not.
dustin: you asked for a sub. we delivered.
eddie: this is HellFire Club. not Babysitting Club.
erica: im eleven, you long-haired freak.
eddie: m y , m y , the child speaks.
some other dude: chuckles
eddie: sO- whats your name, child?
erica: Erica Sinclair.
eddie: chuckles so this is Sinclair’s infamous sister.
erica: hEs ShArP
eddie: whats your class and level? level one dwarf?
laughter
erica: my name is lady applejack. and im a chaotic good half-elf rogue, level fourteen, and i will sneak behind any monster you throw my way and stab them in the back with my poison-soaked-kukri. and ill smile as i watch them die a slow, agonizing death. so, we gonna do this, or we gonna keep chitchatting like this is your mommy’s book club?
silence goes bRrR
eddie: welcome to Hellfire.
