“balls getting stuck, balls dropping and no one Knowing. Whatever happens, happens.” - my dad’s boss
“Oh yeah I left my ass stink right there, now all the other dogs can smell it. Fuck these giant apes with their noses.” - my dad mocking billy cause he shat in the hallway
“I’m gonna suck your big toe” - my friend
“i was on reddit and i saw some dumbass post saying the ripoff of finding nemo is locating fred” - someone on mpp named Latte
