I can’t restrain myself, which is why I don’t have a Twitter account

Toast Happy Birthday!

Flip Ditcher deadass do that

@ɴʏᴍᴘʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

c’mon man, i wanna go poink some kids in red vs blue while listening to the metal cover of “Battle Against A True Hero” :(

Flip Ditcher By whom.

How did you feel?

Toast its
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grippy

so in the meantime ask me questions n stuffs

yesterday was the set birthday for my oldest (not age but how long ive had her) OC, Ruby.
so heres a fun fact: when i first created her (around 10-ish), she had blond hair and pink and green eyes
:D

when you’re just vibing to “Battle Against A True Hero” from the Undertale OST and the implications of the genocide route (and that fight) suddenly hits you like my dad

joe_shmoe3491 laughs in fear

YALL
I FINALLY GOT PLAYSTATION PLUS AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM MY MOM
I HAVE AMONG US NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also my birthday is exactly one week away at time of post :)

I just coughed up the juiciest, plumpiest, thicker than moto moto himself ass phlegm

Im scared to eat now cause that gag that happened was HUGE. Im scared i’ll frow up if i need to cough another big chunky and plumpy

12 dead 8 missing the war the war the bombs the wheel the buildings the people the people the worlds the disagreements the betrayal the love the big the small the end is coming the fog is poisonous the song it sings it sang it left the right the left the write the wrong the right the rung the active ringing the bottle whats in the bottle its vodka drink it wait its not vodka its piss oh well they taste the same the frogs i hear them do you hear them do you hear me what voice are you using to read this are you reading this out loud in your head or do you just scroll right past like nothing ever happened sometimes i remember we will all die but then i think we might live forever but i dont wanna live forever because i dont wanna see my loved ones die so then i would rather not be born the brain man this stinks i stink havent showered since my last birthday im lying no im not the noise the thunder the light from the sun from the window to the wall till the sweat drips down my the hair the skin theres ants no there isnt theres spiders instead oh no A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@ɴʏᴍᴘʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ oh dont worry its just the fever man giving u a hug

kitkatgirlie OH FUCKITY

Welcome back from the dead :D

I just want to know if, when you said “your partner”, you meant me
given what I’m being told you assumed we weren’t together anymore so… you weren’t talking about me when talking about your partner 🧍‍♂️
I don’t care anymore, I’m gone, life sucks, I’m not nearly in a good enough mood about how life is going at the moment to want to deal with relationship problems

haha, remember when we were the couple goals? 4 year long relationship