Nobody wanted to know this, but I'm telling it to you

[A Former User]

Cat jumped on me and stepped on a particular place nobody would appreciate

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@J-u-n Are- Are you- Okay??

[A Former User]

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_} n o : )

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@J-u-n I- I don't know how to help-

[A Former User]

{_𝐘𝐋𝐋_} Youdon’tneedto

[finn.in.outer.space.]

On a scale of 1-10 how bad did it hurt

[A Former User]

@FinnyWinny Since cats are fortunately light, 4.5/10
Just very unpleasant :')

[A Former User]

legit just went-
grabs cat “ookay away you go”

[꧁Your Local Lesbian꧂]

@J-u-n "Your lap sitting privilege's have been REVOKED."

[A Former User]

its always the tits for me.

[A Former User]

@J-u-n oof- there is always ice ig-