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Knox one time I was At home and my dad made the fire alarm go off so much times it stopped working.
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Lolbit damn
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set a bag on the stove, nearly burnt down the house.
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my mom almost burning down my house while we where somewhere and it was on memorial day
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My grandmother is a cis straight girl named Pattie but my grandfather calls her Pete.
“HEY PETE?”
“YEA HON?!”
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Knox When i was a security guard years ago, A rabid raccoon charged me and out of pure instinct i pepper sprayed it.
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Y’all need therapy or a different life, which ever you prefer LMAO
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Knox Something funny that happened to you in one sentence
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one time my step mom was about to beat me so i jumped over the counter so she did the same she fell.
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There was one time I was like 8 and I burned grits cause I forgor the water -
I tripped on nothing while I was running, and it was caught on our ring camera, and my brother downloaded the video🥲
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the funniest thing ever, my entire life
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Knox follow me
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@O5-6-Cowboy that’s the funny thing that happened to me in ONE sentence
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died
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forgot to put the water in my instant ramen, almost blew up my microwave
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I walked into a clear glass window lmao and I didn’t even notice that it was closed
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A Former User said in Tell Me Something Funny That Happened To You In One Sentence:
My grandmother is a cis straight girl named Pattie but my grandfather calls her Pete.
“HEY PETE?”
“YEA HON?!”
This was me x-x
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