Someone roast me or someone else, and I’ll give a picture of my reaction to it

[A Former User]

@Burd

[A Former User]

@toxic You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You are a worthless bag of filth. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You’re a putrescene mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

[A Former User]

@Thetruepath

[A Former User]

@Thetruepath shorten that down to 20 words or less

[A Former User]

@Burd do it

[A Former User]

@toxic not my fault you’re to stupid to read through it

[A Former User]

@Thetruepath

[A Former User]

@Thetruepath

[A Former User]

@toxic hell I’m dyslexic and i can still read through it

[A Former User]

@Thetruepath my honest reaction

[Cameron]

@Thetruepath i feel like this was personal

[A Former User]

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[Cameron]

C4M3ron Misses tripod im sorry waht

[A Former User]

C4M3ron Misses tripod 🙃

[A Former User]

you look like a clown mixed with a bit a donkey mixed with a bit of goose

[A Former User]

@loves_gays ass?

[A Former User]

@loves_gays what would that look like

[A Former User]

@Thetruepath RIP

[A Former User]

@toxic It’s sad you had to pre-warn people you’re toxic by having it as your username.

[A Former User]

@Duchess fax