doing this again bc im bored

[sylviadied]

@Sir_Wifey nah im just gay

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king same

[sylviadied]

@Sir_Wifey wait are you a girl or a guy because that changes your rating

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king “I put u to the wall n kiss u on ur face then tell u how much I love you”

"I fell down the stairs try to get to u and I hit my head on ur chest try to get u "

Imaooooo I suck at this😭👍🏼

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king I’m a girl

[sylviadied]

@Sir_Wifey yeah still 20% for both

[A Former User]

i have a couple-
“can i borrow a kiss from you? i promise ill give it back”
“hey, does my tongue taste funny to you?”
“nice pants. can i talk you out of them?”
“your so hot, my zipper is falling for you”

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@That-One-Dead-Man omg ur better than mine 😭😭😭

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king 😭👍🏼

[sylviadied]

@That-One-Dead-Man 100%

[A Former User]

@chocolate-eater-king i have another one-
“nice lap you have there, do you mind if i take it over?”

[sylviadied]

@That-One-Dead-Man 100% cant even type rn

[A Former User]

@chocolate-eater-king lmao

[sylviadied]

@That-One-Dead-Man thisisntfuckingfairyoumyhusbandyoumakemeblusheasily

[A Former User]

@chocolate-eater-king im just good with smexy pickup lines OwO