Pov: Your at my funeral
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me: dead af
Burd: sitting next to me in the coffin “omfg- bitch your ex is here!! AND WITH HIS NEW GIRL- and she BLONDE”
Me: wakes up “wha?! he said he would never date a blonde-!”
Burd: “I bet hes gonna say something like the breakup lead you to die- SHIT- hes coming! ok bye bestie c u in hell!”
Me: “shit- okay” is dead af again
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Ex: “she was beautiful.”
Me: wakes up “IT WAS UR FAULT”
Ex: runs away with his gf
Creek: walks over to me in a bright pink dress “I wore the dress- yw!!”
Kat and Creek start fighting about whose tits are bigger
Hooded secretly puts a bomb in the coffin
Cameron: “BITCH WAKE UP I KNOW U AINT DEAD”
Me: wakes up “bro dont ruin the vibe”
Cameron: “u forgot to suck my d one last time-”
Me: “CAM-” dead af again
Cam walks away like nothing happened
Laws: “I literally see u breathing-” -
Knox ØOP
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wtf
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what the fuck
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@Xavier-M yes
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Knox no?