Married be like:

[Sapphire]

@Sir_Wifey shut up you get no bitches. absolutely none

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king ummm I have gf thooo wymm~

[Sapphire]

@Sir_Wifey FUCK

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king 👍🏼

[Sapphire]

@Sir_Wifey im sorry then

[Heartbroken_dont trust _ loveee]

@chocolate-eater-king is fine bro

[A Former User]

@chocolate-eater-king said in Married be like::

@Sir_Wifey shut up you get no bitches. absolutely none

i get bitches

[A Former User]

@Sir_Wifey thats so different from when i got married bro lmao
not actually married ((yet)) but yk what i mean sobs

[A Former User]

hey guys it’s sonic the hedgehog
“and I’m tails”
and you get NO BITCHES.
“what the fuck-”
absolutely none.
“i’m sorry…? ;v;”
Even if you did you’d have no idea what to do with them.
"aUGh…shrivles

[Sapphire]

@Xavier-M fr