go on people gimme your best pick up lines

[A Former User]

@Dio said in go on people gimme your best pick up lines:

@chocolate-eater-king is there a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them~

you son of a gun

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy i told him to give me his best pickup line (love how i didnt see the spelling error)

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh alright I got you
are those jeans from guess? bc guess who wants to be inside them~

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy 100%

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh there’s a big sale at my house right now and clothes are 100% off~

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy 100% stawph im blushing D:

[gmfu]

NEVER

[Sapphire]

@i-don-t-care-tho YOU MUST

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh what are you doing tonight besides me?~

[gmfu]

@rylie-is-hot-duh NO NEVER

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy DKJSDIUOAJSIJIOEE Dies

[gmfu]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy DANG THAT WAS GOOD-

[A Former User]

@i-don-t-care-tho ikr 😎😎

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh i hope you remember my name since you’ll be screaming it later~

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy AHHHH 100% ( i hope i do scream it later)

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh sussy OwO

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy ;)

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh are you feeling down? becauseidhappilyfeelyouup~

[Sapphire]

@That-One-Submissive-Femboy i am in fact feeling down love~ im feeling down because your hearts pumping in you and im not~ also 80%

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh oop-
bro i fr need a good place to think man. can i sit on your lap and we can both see the first thing that pops up?~