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    • alyx.iz.in.starzzA
      AlyxšŸ’ž listenin to spotify Moth
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      [warning: shitty pickup lines involving songs/song lyrics]

      ā€œI wanna be the one causing friction in your jeansā€

      ā€œMy song titles arent the only things that are longā€

      ā€œAre you sugar? cuz I wanna be going down for youā€

      ā€œAnything you say will be held against you, so only say my nameā€

      ā€œI’ve got your picture, Can I come with ya?ā€

      ā€œI’m not trying to pull you, Though i would like toā€

      ā€œCan I be you dirty little secret?ā€

      ā€œI’m not so kissaphobic when i think about making out with youā€

      Everything you say about me comes back like a boomerang
      I just need a girl inside my phone to be my Yin and Yang
      And they been doin' crazy shit, her boyfriend bought a wedding ring
      And I might have to pull up on his block and let my pistol bang
      We could dance all night if you wanted to
      And, no, I'm not gonna lie, girl, I wanted you
      And they keep asking how I'm doing, 'cause I want them to
      Yeah, my life's been hell, but I walk on through

      -redeyes - aldn, glaive

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      • ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllıI
        ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllı Music Enthusiasts
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        Are you a coffee? because i want to drink u and i need you forever

        ā€¦ā˜†*:d゚✧I'm Fine!!!.ā˜†*:ļ½„ļ¾Ÿāœ§ā€¦

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        • ?
          A Former User @ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllı
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          ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllı

          You must be the tide, because u swept me off my feet

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          • ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllıI
            ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllı Music Enthusiasts @A Former User
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            @Michi4959 … Picture 2023-04-21 08_51_48.png

            ā€¦ā˜†*:d゚✧I'm Fine!!!.ā˜†*:ļ½„ļ¾Ÿāœ§ā€¦

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            • ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllıI
              ıllııllıllÄ±ćƒ„Apollo Justicećƒ„Ä±llıllııllı Music Enthusiasts @A Former User
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              @Michi4959 if you are a cat i will pet you Picture 2023-04-21 08_53_44.png

              ā€¦ā˜†*:d゚✧I'm Fine!!!.ā˜†*:ļ½„ļ¾Ÿāœ§ā€¦

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              • AlastorA
                Alastor Hazbin Hotel Cult of Arsonists The Real Fam Samurai Community
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                @a-l1ttl3d3vilish I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. love ya babe <3

                What do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
                A hundred on the dash get me close to God
                We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
                Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
                its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024

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                • Dominics_little.DevilD
                  Dominics_little.Devil š•æš–š–Š š–’š–Žš–˜š–šš–“š–‰š–Šš–—š–˜š–™š–”š–”š–‰. @Alastor
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                  @Dominic but- im not single-

                  "i ride Dominic everyday" - Ace 2023

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                  • AlastorA
                    Alastor Hazbin Hotel Cult of Arsonists The Real Fam Samurai Community @Dominics_little.Devil
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                    @a-l1ttl3d3vilish ik but if u was ima yoink u

                    What do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
                    A hundred on the dash get me close to God
                    We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
                    Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
                    its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024

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                    • Dominics_little.DevilD
                      Dominics_little.Devil š•æš–š–Š š–’š–Žš–˜š–šš–“š–‰š–Šš–—š–˜š–™š–”š–”š–‰. @Alastor
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                      @Dominic u already done did that

                      "i ride Dominic everyday" - Ace 2023

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                      • AlastorA
                        Alastor Hazbin Hotel Cult of Arsonists The Real Fam Samurai Community @Dominics_little.Devil
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                        @a-l1ttl3d3vilish heh and guess what, u is always gonna be moine

                        What do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
                        A hundred on the dash get me close to God
                        We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
                        Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
                        its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          Are you hard addictive drugs? because I became so physically and mentally attached to you, i’ve been to two mental hospitals and am going to rehab šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž

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                          • ?
                            A Former User
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                            Am I weed? Cause you’ve used up every last bit of me till I was gone, yet still wanted more

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                            • Dominics_little.DevilD
                              Dominics_little.Devil š•æš–š–Š š–’š–Žš–˜š–šš–“š–‰š–Šš–—š–˜š–™š–”š–”š–‰. @A Former User
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                              @Hexed-To-Death wow-

                              "i ride Dominic everyday" - Ace 2023

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
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                                Are you a giant claw machine? Cause you ripped my heart out and cried out in joy claiming it was yours then destroying it, throwing it away like garbage.

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                                • Dominics_little.DevilD
                                  Dominics_little.Devil š•æš–š–Š š–’š–Žš–˜š–šš–“š–‰š–Šš–—š–˜š–™š–”š–”š–‰. @A Former User
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                                  @Hexed-To-Death i needa use that one someone

                                  "i ride Dominic everyday" - Ace 2023

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User @Dominics_little.Devil
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                                    @a-l1ttl3d3vilish I know. i got that W rizz. 😩😩😩😩

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
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                                      Are you a blender? Cause I wanna force myself inside of your depressed cavity and brutally destroy myself.

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User @A Former User
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                                        @Hexed-To-Death 😩😩

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                                        • Dominics_little.DevilD
                                          Dominics_little.Devil š•æš–š–Š š–’š–Žš–˜š–šš–“š–‰š–Šš–—š–˜š–™š–”š–”š–‰. @A Former User
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                                          @Hexed-To-Death i need more like this

                                          "i ride Dominic everyday" - Ace 2023

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                                          • ExpungedE
                                            Expunged TAWOG Club Banned
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                                            there was doodoo feces

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