I'm in so much fucking pain right now dude
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But if you do drink something, it should be something that has a thicker substance, like uh…
Thick water -
@Calistaa thick shit hurts more
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@Calistaa and I’m starving and dehydrated.
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@WoodGecko9118 Eat food then
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Once you drink and eat enough, don’t do it again until you absolutely must
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@Calistaa even ramen hurts
a singular fucking noodle -
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@rylie-is-hot-duh please stop this actually hurts
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@WoodGecko9118 i couldnt care less
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@rylie-is-hot-duh now I can see why you ended up with that person who looks like they took a big ass shit on my lawn and blamed it on my 40 year old yorkshire terrier.
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dam
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@WoodGecko9118 better than you will ever get in life <3 at least my spouse doesnt treat me like complete and utter shit
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d a m
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@rylie-is-hot-duh Mine doesn’t, but yours looks like complete and utter shit.
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@WoodGecko9118 yeah? if noot didnt treat you like shit then why were you guys on and off?
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@rylie-is-hot-duh simple. a good relationship never stays together forever. It has ups and downs. My parents broke up a couple of times before they settled down, and now they’re completely happy and almost never argue (and when they do argue it’s usually about stupid shit and it’s a joke)
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@rylie-is-hot-duh If they never break up with you, they’re doing something fishy in the background.
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@WoodGecko9118 still were arguing with noot. therefore it lead into you breaking up.
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@WoodGecko9118 now thats just false. ive got access to my partners accounts
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@rylie-is-hot-duh I’ve been denied access due to the fact that I have intercepted a pedophile’s attempt at being with them.
I’m fucking awesome
