I'm in so much fucking pain right now dude

[A Former User]

@Calistaa and I’m starving and dehydrated.

[A Former User]

@WoodGecko9118 Eat food then

[A Former User]

Once you drink and eat enough, don’t do it again until you absolutely must

[A Former User]

@Calistaa even ramen hurts
a singular fucking noodle

[Sapphire]

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh please stop this actually hurts

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 i couldnt care less

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh now I can see why you ended up with that person who looks like they took a big ass shit on my lawn and blamed it on my 40 year old yorkshire terrier.

[A Former User]

dam

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 better than you will ever get in life <3 at least my spouse doesnt treat me like complete and utter shit

[A Former User]

d a m

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh Mine doesn’t, but yours looks like complete and utter shit.

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 yeah? if noot didnt treat you like shit then why were you guys on and off?

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh simple. a good relationship never stays together forever. It has ups and downs. My parents broke up a couple of times before they settled down, and now they’re completely happy and almost never argue (and when they do argue it’s usually about stupid shit and it’s a joke)

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh If they never break up with you, they’re doing something fishy in the background.

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 still were arguing with noot. therefore it lead into you breaking up.

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 now thats just false. ive got access to my partners accounts

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh I’ve been denied access due to the fact that I have intercepted a pedophile’s attempt at being with them.
I’m fucking awesome

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh and we don’t break up anymore

[Sapphire]

@WoodGecko9118 i havent broke up with him in 6 months (weve been together for that long)