How did you almost die?

[A Former User]

[A Former User]

@burd-2-0 Apparently I almost died when I was born. The ambilocal cord was wrapped around my neck a couple times, they said. My mom made a joke the other day about it.

“No wonder you hate purple. That’s how you came out!”

[A Former User]

Hangnail gone wrong

[A Former User]

@Celesteꨄ i think i almost suffocated once too

[Shazz_]

@burd-2-0 I almost died twice in my life.
One time I almost got swept away by a raging river because I was trying to get my water shoes that had fallen off. The other time, me and my younger brother got lost in the wilderness while we were biking, stranded for a couple horrifying hours until I saw a trail that lead us to another familiar trail.

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

Uhhhhh, I guess a shootout, or when I jumped off my roof onto a trampoline and barely made it, or something I Don’t remember

[Te_amo_Angiee]

Smoking too hard

[A Former User]

attempting to kill myself.

[A Former User]

I’ll give you a short, simple list.
ahem.

Birth
drowning
drowning
blunt force
drowning
drowning
blunt force
blunt force
drowning
drowning
heat stroke
drowning
drowning
drowning
heart attack
drowning
drowning
animal attack
drowning
animal attack
blunt force
drowning
drowning
drowning
self inflicted
drowning
drowning
drowning
to be continued <3

[A Former User]

@WoodGecko9118 i missed blunt force in my ways lol

[A Former User]

@I_Løve_Zøf

[A Former User]

Sapphire!!! LMFAO

[A Former User]

[Cursed Cucumber]

Sapphire!!! PLSSS IM BEGGING DONT PUT THIS OUT OF CONTEXT

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber LMFAO

[A Former User]

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[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber He already gonna see it lmao

[Cursed Cucumber]

Sapphire!!! NOOOO

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber

[Cursed Cucumber]

Sapphire!!! YOU MAKE ME CRY