Ttp has a crush on presto
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@CaptainPresto CORN
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@CaptainPresto WTFFF đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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Cursed Cucumber my sense of humor is very modern.
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Honesty ă mf tf u talkin about
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@CaptainPresto waow
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@CaptainPresto very đđ
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Cursed Cucumber my youtube shorts are mainly just 21st century garbage memes
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When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house.
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
Two seats were vacant.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
Not all people who wander are lost.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant.
Theyâre playing the piano while flying in the plane.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf.
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ.
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed.
At last
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why.
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears.
That was how he came to win $1 million.
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles.
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
Hit me with your pet shark!
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake.
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do.
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me.
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it.
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose.
A dead duck doesnât fly backward.
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
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Honesty ă what does that mean
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Honesty ă what the đ
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Suspicions confirmed (just joking)
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@CaptainPresto you probably get the same videos that I get on my tiktok lol
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Cursed Cucumber What?
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After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles.
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
Situps are a terrible way to end your day.
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear.
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days.
I am my auntâs sisterâs daughter.
She saw the brake lights, but not in time.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
The tree fell unexpectedly short.
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend.
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed.
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition.
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit.
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard.
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital.
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air.
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number.
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it.
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars.
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment.
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow.
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.
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Honesty ă in the words of burd âshorten it to 20 words or lessâ
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Cursed Cucumber Probably.
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Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
