Ttp has a crush on presto

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house.
It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
Two seats were vacant.
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.
Not all people who wander are lost.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant.
They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane.
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf.
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”.
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed.
At last
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears.
That was how he came to win $1 million.
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles.
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
Hit me with your pet shark!
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.
Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do.
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me.
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose.
A dead duck doesn’t fly backward.
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.

yourlocalkitkat

@Honesty-ッ what does that mean

Cursed Cucumber

@Honesty-ッ what the 💀

A Former User

Suspicions confirmed (just joking)

Cursed Cucumber

@CaptainPresto you probably get the same videos that I get on my tiktok lol

Ttp has a crush on presto

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