So i decided to make a vampire form

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx men are assholes tbh

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka he’s def an asshole nvm lmao

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka and also

You:

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx technically i identify as a microwave

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

i have microwave popcorn now >:)

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka actaully, u identify as a child

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx bish i can be whatever i want

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka Actually, nobody can be whoever they want in this world

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

i identify as a baseball bat

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble actaully, u identify as a child

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx Actually, i do not identify as a child, I identify as a human.

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx I identify as someone that will kick your ass if you don’t shut /j

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble actaully, u identify as a child

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka actaully, no u can’t

/j

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Actually, i am not a child

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx Wanna bet, gimme your address and we will settle this Lol

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka my adress is peppa pig is bacon north park way street north pole santa exploded diareepha happy no new year street

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Actually, when i send this, its gonna be the 34th post

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka wait i just realised i said half of my irl address

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble LMFAO