So i decided to make a vampire form

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx technically i identify as a microwave

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

i have microwave popcorn now >:)

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka actaully, u identify as a child

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx bish i can be whatever i want

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka Actually, nobody can be whoever they want in this world

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

i identify as a baseball bat

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble actaully, u identify as a child

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx Actually, i do not identify as a child, I identify as a human.

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx I identify as someone that will kick your ass if you don’t shut /j

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble actaully, u identify as a child

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka actaully, no u can’t

/j

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Actually, i am not a child

[Alastor]

@ɴᴏᴛ-ᴊᴀx Wanna bet, gimme your address and we will settle this Lol

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka my adress is peppa pig is bacon north park way street north pole santa exploded diareepha happy no new year street

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Actually, when i send this, its gonna be the 34th post

[A Former User]

@Takehashi-Ryusuka wait i just realised i said half of my irl address

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble LMFAO

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

(narrator mode, might take some time while typing this) As i said that, TADC-Jaxine-with-some-font-i-dont-know-of said sometimes to takehashi and said “LMFAO” To me, as i heard that, i wrote this post, its clearly gonna be the 37th post.

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble shut up

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

my brain when it finally understands how the hardest math type works: yeah, very cool, what about you, spongebob-missysippi-single-slash-lucas?. my brain realizing that literally ALMOST every anonymous in mpp says things like “[insert name here] UR BAD. STFU! go cry to ur mommi”, while using the worst grammar ever. =$$%=§$%§$% THATS REALLY SICK! I DIDNT KNOW THAT, WOAH.