Joke of the day

[A Former User]

A teacher was asking 2nd grade kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. She calls on a girl named Susie. “I wanna be a nurse! I wanna help the people in need of help!!” She replied. “That’s Awesome! I love your answer Susie.” The teacher replies. “What about you, Adam?” The third to last kid. He says “I wanna be a teacher like you miss! I wanna teach kids new things!!” “That’s awesome Adam!” She then turns to the naughty boy, Little Johnny. “I wanna be a billionaire, Go to expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her an expensive Ferrari, Give her 3M each time she asks for money, And make love to her 3 times a day.” Little Johnny Explained. The teacher was in shock, not knowing who the parents of the child were and ignored little Johnny. She then asked a nice and polite Girl named Tanya in a stern frustrated voice. “What do you want to be?” Tanya hilariously replied. “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch!”

[Soleil]

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[A Former User]

@laraiia LMAO

[Soleil]

@laraiia an O5 made this (props to them)

[A Former User]

[Geomijul.]

[A Former User]

@Lee_Know Shut the fuck up

[A Former User]

@Lee_Know :(

[Ŵølƒy_Hellhøund_Likes_Pizza]

@Felixs_Fake_Eyes why do i feel like i watched a video of that

[kitkatgirlie]

@Felixs_Fake_Eyes i watched a short of that with satisfying content :T

[A Former User]

kitkatgirlie lmao