Stayed gone (maybe some wrong lyrics cause i have two braincells)

[A Former User]

Welcome home

i’m gonna make you wish that I stayed gone, say hello

to a new status quote

everyone knows that it’s a brand new dawn

Turn the tv ONNNNNNNNNUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(welcome to the show!)

Top of the hour, and we’re discussing a certan ‘has-been’ who has been spotted caborting around town

did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? more on tonights show

so the radio demon is back in town

why is he hanging around?

what does that mean for your family?

well handly, i’ve got good news.

He’s a loser, a fossil, and i don’t mean to sound hostile, but the DEMON IS A COWARD

You can take that as gospel,

pulling my viewers? Impossible.

i’m visual, he’s barley audible

stop giving him the time of day

Don’t listen to a word he’d say

I hope he had a nice vacay

But he SHOULDA STAYED AWAY

while he hid in radio

we pivoted to video

now his medium is getting bloody rareeeee

hells been better since he split

Where’s he been?

WHO GIVES A SHIT

Salutations, good to be back on the air.

yes i know it's been a while since someone with *style* treated hell to a broadcast

sinners rejoyce!

What a dated voice!

Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre, video podcast

COME ON!

Is Vox insecure for suing allure

Or between his disfact that is nothing working?

IGNORE HIS CHIRPING

Everyday he's got a new format

you lookin at the future, he’s the SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT

is Voc as strong as he proports, or is it based on his support?

He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Oh please!

And here's the sugar on the cream

He asked ME to join his team

H-Hold on!

I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea! :3

(pov you get too lazy to finish)