me being a scary sonuvabitch

[Alastor]

this fucking pick me girl next to me won’t shut the fuck up and i looked at her, leaned in really fucking close as to no one could hear me besides her and said “if you don’t shut the fuck up, i’m gonna fucking smash your face off of this goddamn table” and then went back to doing this, and after like a second, i glanced a quick smile to make sure she knew i wasn’t joking

[A Former User]

@Alastor-Hartfelt Wow, violent.

[Alastor]

@Duchess she did shut up afterward tho so i did my job :D

[A Former User]

@Alastor-Hartfelt

[Alastor]

@Duchess lmfao fr tho

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Alastor-Hartfelt said in me being a scary sonuvabitch:
“If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna fucking smash your face off of this goddamn table.”

Is that a threat or a promise? (Both would be nice right about now. I’m so done lmaoo)

[A Former User]

[A Former User]

@Alastor-Hartfelt