A friend's take on "Crazy? I was crazy once..."

[Your Local Freak]

Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a round rubber room.
A round rubber room with rats.
And the round rubber rats fed me bagels.
Bagels?
I like bagels.
Bagels are round.
The Sun is round!
The Sun is yellow!
Bananas are yellow.
Bananas are nice and smooth.
Smooth like the round rubber rats.
Isn’t that crazy?
(Here you would repeat back to the beginning…)

That’s crazy, bro.