I'm bored roast me.

Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.

You’re so irrelevant, I’m starting to think you’re a myth.

kitkatgirlie

youre so short u make me look like a girraffe

Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.

You’re so slow, I’ve seen paint dry faster than your wit.

A Former User

Lucinda.. You’re so ugly nickado avocado ran from you for so long he became skinny

kitkatgirlie

youre so cringe u make my other account’s bio look cool

I’m not saying you’re a bad people person, but you’d struggle with small talk.

I’m not saying you’re a bad problem solver, but you’d get stuck on a simple puzzle.

Your creativity is like a blank canvas.

You’re so bad at taking risks, you’d play it safe even when it’s not safe.

I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you’d fall asleep during a conversation.

A Former User

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I’m not saying you’re a bad team player, but you’d sabotage your own team.

Your memory is like a sieve.

kitkatgirlie

youre so damn horrible u make cod warzone look like the best game ever

Your creativity is like a blank piece of paper.

I’m not saying you’re a bad friend, but you’d forget your best friend’s birthday.

kitkatgirlie

your face is so awful looking it gave me hepatitus

You’re so bad at conflict resolution, you’d start a fight with a mirror.

kitkatgirlie

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta doesnt everyone do that

Your sense of humor is like a dad joke.