I'm bored roast me.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothing’s working properly.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

You’re so irrelevant, I’m starting to think you’re a myth.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so short u make me look like a girraffe

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

You’re so slow, I’ve seen paint dry faster than your wit.

[Soggy_Bread]

@Lucinda You’re so ugly nickado avocado ran from you for so long he became skinny

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so cringe u make my other account’s bio look cool

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

I’m not saying you’re a bad people person, but you’d struggle with small talk.

I’m not saying you’re a bad problem solver, but you’d get stuck on a simple puzzle.

Your creativity is like a blank canvas.

You’re so bad at taking risks, you’d play it safe even when it’s not safe.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you’d fall asleep during a conversation.

[tea.and.crumpets]

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[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

I’m not saying you’re a bad team player, but you’d sabotage your own team.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

Your memory is like a sieve.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so damn horrible u make cod warzone look like the best game ever

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

Your creativity is like a blank piece of paper.

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

I’m not saying you’re a bad friend, but you’d forget your best friend’s birthday.

[kitkatgirlie]

your face is so awful looking it gave me hepatitus

[cant_spell_milo_without_me]

You’re so bad at conflict resolution, you’d start a fight with a mirror.