I'm bored roast me.
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You’re so unoriginal, you make a copycat look like a genius.
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You’re so predictable, I can set my watch to your mistakes.
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I’m not saying you’re a bad listener, but you make a brick wall look like a therapist.
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youre so stupid u make me seem like albert einstein
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Your life is a maze, and you’re still trying to find the entrance.
𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚘. ♡
Silly quotes from Milo ♡
You're one day gunna get bitch slapped. And I won't be there to help your bitch ass.
If you're gunna talk shit, Don't be fucking scared, Say It to my goddamn face.
Just because I'm a girl, Doesn't mean I won't kick your tiny lil' ass.
I'm not just mean. I have a nice side as well. You just don't get that treatment, since you're such a little bitch.
Keep talking tough, but you ain't got the seat.
I'm not just a pretty face, there's petty in my stance as well. Wanna find out?
Cross me once too often, and you won’t get a second chance.
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta me too bud
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You’re so bad at making excuses, you’d blame the dog for eating your homework.
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You’re so predictable, you’d make a fortune teller look like a genius.
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kinda ran out of ideas
𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚘. ♡
Silly quotes from Milo ♡
You're one day gunna get bitch slapped. And I won't be there to help your bitch ass.
If you're gunna talk shit, Don't be fucking scared, Say It to my goddamn face.
Just because I'm a girl, Doesn't mean I won't kick your tiny lil' ass.
I'm not just mean. I have a nice side as well. You just don't get that treatment, since you're such a little bitch.
Keep talking tough, but you ain't got the seat.
I'm not just a pretty face, there's petty in my stance as well. Wanna find out?
Cross me once too often, and you won’t get a second chance.
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You’re so fugly not even drake gon’ want yo ass
Don’t like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. - Carrie
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youre so hard headed u legally classify as a sledgehammer
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finna ask perchance for some ideas
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dora the explorer? i think only thing you’ve been exploring is the fridge
Don’t like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. - Carrie
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real THAT ONE’S WILD THO;sob:
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BRO EXPOSED ME INSTEAD
𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚘. ♡
Silly quotes from Milo ♡
You're one day gunna get bitch slapped. And I won't be there to help your bitch ass.
If you're gunna talk shit, Don't be fucking scared, Say It to my goddamn face.
Just because I'm a girl, Doesn't mean I won't kick your tiny lil' ass.
I'm not just mean. I have a nice side as well. You just don't get that treatment, since you're such a little bitch.
Keep talking tough, but you ain't got the seat.
I'm not just a pretty face, there's petty in my stance as well. Wanna find out?
Cross me once too often, and you won’t get a second chance.
♡ -
@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta I EXPOSED MYSELF, HOE
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You’re so argumentative, you’d debate with a brick wall.
Your personality is like a flat tire, it’s deflated and going nowhere.
You’re so self-centered, you’d make a narcissist look like a philanthropist.
Your sense of humor is like a joke that’s been told too many times, it’s old and stale.
You’re so gullible, you’d believe a politician’s promise.
Your creativity is like a blank sheet of paper, completely empty.
You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your own name if it wasn’t on your ID. -
youre so bad at looking for stuff u couldnt even find who asked
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Your relationships are like a toxic waste dump, they’re poisonous and unhealthy.
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