I'm bored roast me.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so bad at making excuses, you’d blame the dog for eating your homework.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so predictable, you’d make a fortune teller look like a genius.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

kinda ran out of ideas

[A Former User]

You’re so fugly not even drake gon’ want yo ass

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so hard headed u legally classify as a sledgehammer

[A Former User]

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[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

finna ask perchance for some ideas

[A Former User]

dora the explorer? i think only thing you’ve been exploring is the fridge

[A Former User]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real THAT ONE’S WILD THO;sob:

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BRO EXPOSED ME INSTEAD

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta I EXPOSED MYSELF, HOE

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so argumentative, you’d debate with a brick wall.
Your personality is like a flat tire, it’s deflated and going nowhere.
You’re so self-centered, you’d make a narcissist look like a philanthropist.
Your sense of humor is like a joke that’s been told too many times, it’s old and stale.
You’re so gullible, you’d believe a politician’s promise.
Your creativity is like a blank sheet of paper, completely empty.
You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your own name if it wasn’t on your ID.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so bad at looking for stuff u couldnt even find who asked

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your relationships are like a toxic waste dump, they’re poisonous and unhealthy.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so bad at learning from mistakes, you’d repeat them like a broken record.

[A Former User]

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[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your self-awareness is like a blind spot, you can’t see your own flaws.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so bad at following instructions, you’d get lost in a straight line.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

Your sense of responsibility is like a teenager’s attitude, nonexistent.

[BorisPavlikoskysSluttyCunt]

You’re so bad at apologizing, you’d make a politician look sincere.