I'm actually so tired- 😭

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp AGAIN- take a plastic fork, mutter “lord thank you for this meal i’m about to recive” AND RUN TOWARDS THE-

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

WAIT REALLY GUYS?

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter BET

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble YES

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp LEMMIE KNOW HOW IT GOES

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble Yeah, I live right down the road from a small general store and a bar (right next to each other) so

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter ALRIGHT I WILL BRO

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp WHAT THE FUCK SAME

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp Bro in germany we dont even hurt pigeons lmao

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp imagine if we’re neighbo-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble there have been st@bb!ngs, sh00t!ngs, etc. (sorry, tryna censor and still have it make sense-)
And they’re all usually over dr^gs or something.
Like last month, I think, there were two teens who had sh0t each other over dr^gs. It’s…wild.

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble dude- I SWEAR i saw this mentally challenged dude with a squirrel in his pocket IN FACT IMMA MAKE A POST ABOUT IT

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter wild

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Poptart_Yeeter WHAT

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Poptart_Yeeter motherfucker, we’re in different time zones-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp shut- dont ruin th-

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp Bro- where is the police in that country? reduced to atoms?

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble YES

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp LMFAO BUT ITS TRUE

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble said in I'm actually so tired- 😭:

reduced to atoms

well, considering they usually don’t show up at a scene until way later, yeah.
There’s been domestics on my street, and they don’t show up until hours after it’s been called in.