since people are leaving mppc

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard grabs shovel
Are we doing proper burials or shallow graves?

[Alucard]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp proper burials.

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard damn, these graves gonna be taller than I am-

[Alucard]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp if you think some of the bodies are alive, dig 12 ft and face them down instead of up. learnt it the hard way when it comes to people coming back from the dead when they try to dig back to the surface (not actually)

[A Former User]

Alucard bro if they can dig upwards we got a new strain of zombie

[Alucard]

@Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist raccoon city 2.0?

[A Former User]

Alucard huh?

[Alucard]

@Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist resident evil

[Blake]

@Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist DA FAWKIN’ WALKIN’ DEAD-

[Alucard]

Blake left 4 dead

[Raven]

Alucard
Wtf
You’re suddenly reminding me of a series or something I favoured-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard there’s no way in hell I’m going to be able to get out of one of those graves without a ladder-
Sobs in 5’4"

[Alucard]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp sobs in 4’11

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard my summer camp roommate sobbing in 4’10": AM I A JOKE TO YO-

[Alucard]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp create a human ladder so i can get your ass out. since the hole is 12 ft, and me and your homie are 4 ft, and you are 5 ft, this should make sense cause it’ll be 13 ft long to get you out

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Alucard yea, that should work. :D

[Blake]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp sneezes in 5’2

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake imagine-

[Blake]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp stfu i’m the second tallest out of the three-

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

Blake if you aren’t first, you’re last. <33