Uhm- lunch was interesting. (TW: mention of someone telling someone to kts-)

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

So my lunch at my school is already kinda fucked–but I’m yapping with my friends, and I hear someone call my name from a different table, and I didn’t recognize the voice, so I looked over, and it’s this random guy I don’t know, and he’d turned around in his seat to look at me, and he’s like “Yo, (name), you’re kinda cute. Kinda fine, can I get your number or your Snap?” AND THEN BEFORE I COULD EVEN REPLY, ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD HIM TO K!LL HIMSELF???
UHM-?!
Everyone around who’d heard it was like WOAAHHHH-
And I was like ‘bro, you can’t say that-’ and like- I apologized to the guy, and then he just…dropped the topic- said it was no issue. When I went back to my friend, she was like ‘i’m just looking out for my bestie-’
OKAY YES MISS GIRL, BUT NO-

[Return of the german Wubbrle]

@Your-Local-Ghostface-Simp telling someone to oof themself is fucked up ngl- I get it hes your bestie but thats kinda overexaggerated

i hope the random guy is doing fine rn

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble he’s fine, really. Like I said, I apologized to him for my friend’s actions, and that she didn’t mean it (she’s got a touch of the 'tism, so she’s a little… not socially aware sometimes), and he said it’s fine.